Wednesday, January 2, 2008

I'm 61, i like sex... its nice!

6.30pm, too early for dinner, too late for tea, sitting right in front of the computer, staring at my wallpaper... i thought, why not go youtube for some videos? so i launch my internet explorer, waited for the homepage to load, and i was drinking the last 100ml off my 5.5 litre bottle, suddenly, i saw the headline news at MSN Malaysia (its my homepage) "Sex Video Scandal: Health minister resign" "Dato Seri Chua Soi Lek is also the vice president of Malaysian Chinese Association" and right after that i have 200ml in my bottle. Here's the interview of him admitting that he's the MAN in the video. Saying things like "apologizing to the family lar, i believe i have my family's support lar, niabu lar, ee a boh la!"



Well, as a public figure in GENERAL, with hundreds of DSLR pointing at you on whatever function you're attending, come on? With so many people look up to you when you give speeches, come on? and worse still, I AM 61 and i need viagra for sex... how's that sound? hmmm i think i know, become a laughing stock, people look at you one kind when you walk on the street... no respect from the younger generation? its not a big deal to have sex with whoever, but its a big deal when you got caught red handed doing it plus you're a public figure... bad bad example and influence! You're making the wives around Malaysia getting more and more suspicious of their husbands, wives will go like "even the Dato XXX did that, faster tell me, where'd you go last night" and what? you expect your family to support you? its okay when you don't have a Wife, how's your son's wife going to think? LIKE FATHER LIKE SON? DENGS... we guys have bad enough images to make girls go lesbian alright? we don't need more shits and negative news to add to that! sigh... i'm just emo-ing now... =)

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

FHM GIRLS NEXT DOOR

My "all time favourite" magazine, FHM, has released a special issue, called the BEST OF FHM GLOBAL GIRL NEXT DOOR~ (i came twice in full load with 0.8 leading power factor). Anyways, kee weng bought it from Singapore last week when he went there for christmas celebration, so he bought it, and share with us housemates. The magazines from other countries are SOOOOOO awesome, their limit for publishing pictures is less strict, theres this once, jesz showed me Playboy from the US, my nose bleed none stop for the next 7 hours. Mesmorizing. I'll have the pictures do the talking, hopefully they don't sue me for this!


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Hannah Lau "i'm not seeing anyone anymore, we broke up recently" guys, move it!

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OMG... she is owningz!

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Save me... please!

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Thai GND, hopefully they are real GIRL.

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i like second from left!

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she said she's a 10 in bed!

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european beauties, exotic!

Stupid

Just for fun, got it from Quaintly.

1. What did you do in 2007 that you’d never done before?
Driving to and fro to my hometown at Alor Setar alone.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't make new year's resolutions, this years gonna be full of hopes, but i don't see them as resolutions.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope. Sadly, i love babies.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope, Thank God for letting me keep them!

5. What countries did you visit?
None! i know... sad!

6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
Confidence and Intelligence in studies that i lost long time ago.

7. What dates from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
6th november 2007, because it marks another end of a chapter in my life.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Nothing. I've achieved nothing!

9. What was your biggest failure?
I fail everything, from relationships to studies to financial management!

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Thankgoodness nope for illness, but my last finger of my left hand kinda injured and can never cure already!

11. What was the best thing you bought?
A simple Tee by dorifuto...

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
No one.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Opposition party leader, and someone i don't wish to tell.

14. Where did most of your money go?
They are just gone...

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
When i saw ferrari enzo, f430 and 360 speed passed me on the north-south highway. The V12 grunt is mesmorizing.

16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
Apologize-timbaland feat one republic

17. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) happier or sadder? b) thinner or fatter? c) richer or poorer?
Sadder, thinner, poorer

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Study, Study and study

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Sleep

20. How did you spend Christmas?
Went to 4 clubs and all of 'em SUCKED.

21. Did you fall in love in 2007?
Yes i did but its over

22. What was your favorite TV program?
11 of 'em, written at the entry "2007 go away"

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Nope.

24. What was the best book you read?
This year? i think its harry potter and the deathly hallow

25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Greatest? perform in a group using musical instruments back when i was in pre-school.

26. What did you want and get?
Everything and i get nothing.

27. What did you want and not get?
F430

28. What was your favorite film this year?
National Treasure 2

29. What did you do on your birthday and how old were you?
Cried... 21

30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Fluid mechanics, and the part where i vomit infront of everybody at heritage row near sheration hotel.

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
Plain simple...

32. What kept you sane?
Speed! something i can do with full concentration.

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Jessica Alba

34. What political issue stirred you the most?
I don't really care. They all sucked.

35. Who did you miss?
You.

36. Who was the best new person you met?
I can't tell.

37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007.
Live everyday as though it is your last.
Play every game as though it is your last. (Michael Jordan)



Sigh, its 6.30am in the morning, i can't sleep, i kept yawning but i can tell that my brain is still very much active, i hate this feeling, i really hate it! Marie Digby - Spell has repeated like 128 times on my playlist, and i am impressed as i haven't change the song, she is some rare talent that you're not gonna find in the next 20 years... =)
Hmmm, for now i just felt stupid... really stupid... but then, what's happening has happened, i'm still glad, because i don't want to regret on choices that i've made! cheers everyone, and cheers ME. stupid fool

Welcome 2008!

Well well, 2008 finally arrived, unusual like every other new year, i was in the car this time, driving, getting to the destination, dj on hitz fm was counting down... it was stupid, 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 HAPPY NEW YEAR! and that's all! Followed by song of the year 2007, which is Umbrella by Rihanna. I personally prefer to have "apologize" or "the way i are" as the song of the year though! Oh, back to the topic, i was driving from Jonker street towards Pantai Klebang when the clock hits 12.00am, almost reaching, but because of stopping by at some chinese restaurant, they want to buy booze, so kinda delayed by it. Speaking of Jonker street, when we reach there, me and my friends were kinda needed to pee, so we got to one of the restaurant, the lady told us, the toilet is at the back of the shop, so we walked like 100m, no kidding, the shop is LONG! we kinda explore the back of the place, trust me, its dark, its FREAKING CREEPY, we look up, the upstairs wooden window kept open and close, hopefully its because of the wind, i don't know, don't even dare to take pictures, you know~ and there's this dark place where we can see they store their gas tank inside, but i'm sure the place is big and deep inside, because we can't see anything further than the gas tank, imagine how dark it is! My friend said he heard whipping sound inside... =( funny thing is, after he heard the sound, he dare not close the toilet door while using it =) i wouldn't say who, but i think kee weng you know him very well!
While at Klebang beach, 8 of us were waiting for the rest to arrive, when we started drinking the booze, and the ravi thought that beer very cheap, started spraying us with beer, and the rest followed, in the end, we have beer smell on our clothes! smelly! but it was kinda bored, everyone busy sending sms and make calls, we stayed until 2 then half of us left, those that left are single guys, those that stayed because they have their girlfriends with them. I am the former!

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before i go out for dinner, man-cam-whore a while

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three grown ups eating ice-cream at pizza hut, very nice

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ravi celebrating thaipusam on 1st of january 2008, walking barefooted at Klebang

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this is what i see when i reach home, our homies having their own pub there, with their stock sound system, speakers gonna explode already! FYI its still ON! so noisy!

Monday, December 31, 2007

2007 go away

2007 is finally coming to an end, i suppose its a very difficult year for me, alot of things happened which i don't think i should write it down here, but thankgoodness, its going to end. I believe 2008 is going to be great for me, hopefully it will bring up my cgpa, bring up the figure in my bank account =) , a new car perhaps? LOL, i know i know it's not up to the year to do all these, i'll put it this way, i will work hard to bring up my cgpa, i will save money and stop being a spendthrift! i will start to visit toto or magnum, hopefully i will hit the jackpot and a new f430 can land in my driveway... =) just kidding bout the gambling! (my mom always ask me to go try my luck... i'm like wth? bad influence)
Let me see, i've recently joined the digi yellow army, hmmm just for the fun of it, because they organize great event and i get to try all the stuff for free! and that's basically why, no offense =) but when i'm working i do work though! hahaha just when off duty abit malas! I don't think they are gonna renew my contract though as i don't even have a digi number, and not dedicated enough to go FUYOH-rized people... oh well, chun shiong is not built for all these, give me a calculator, i'll do your taxes... ermm wait, i'm doing mechanical engineering, so yeah, give me an accelerometer, i'll do your machines!
Good news, i'll have my first final exam paper on 31st of december 2007, 9.00am, how cool is that? which is exactly 7 hours later, OMG, hopefully i'll do well in that paper because i kinda screwed up my coursework! The other paper is on the 4th of January 2008, and after that, will be legen... wait for it... dary!
Recently all the drama series in the US are taking a break, yeah, the writers like tim kring, robert sean leonard, is having their annual PMS, so yeah, from watching more than 10 dramas a week to watching nothing at all! how pathetic are they? sigh, let me list down the dramas that i watch, 1)How i met you mother, 2)Heroes, 3)The big bang theory, 4) Chuck, 5)House, 6)Gossip Girl, 7) Numbers, 8)Smallville, 9)Californication, 10)My name is Earl, 11)Top Gear (UK). Want to know more bout the shows? Click on 'em or just google it forgoodness sake, wikipedia has the complete synopsis of each drama.
And here's some recent pictures taken, enjoy!

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Digi YSF... retarded yellow man

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Yen loves him

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RB26 DETT skyline R34 GTR with BBS offset rims, came!

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came again...

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thinking of a pair of new kicks, here are the choices... ignore the green one, sucked!

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nostalgia moment, this is how i look when i first enter MMU, that's kee weng right there

Saturday, July 7, 2007

i know i am a lazy bum!

WA RAO... after such a long time, not only that i didn't delete this, i felt like typing again! weirdo huh? anyways, i've been busy for the last semester, don't have much time to blog and tfk... okay okay, excuses, i know... its all because of ME LAZINESS!!! satisfied yet?

oh, a recommendation here, please watch Save Your Last Dance For Me if you haven't already done that, its a nice show, i just finish it yesterday, a 20 hours 20 episodes korean series!!! whoa, orgasmic! very touching, i almost cried =p hehe! Another thing, i'll vote Transformers as the best movie of the year 2007... this movie is so owning that i don't mind sitting on the arm rest to watch it and endure my ass aching every second, LOL!

Here's a video starring the yen shiong, the kee weng, and the kae quan... enjoy~


Saturday, January 20, 2007

2 frigg'n rotten week in alor setar...

eh hmmm, okay some of you might know, that my hometown is alor setar, since my parents moved back to alor setar few months ago, i had to go back to alor setar during my semester break... yeah, 6 and a half hours bus ride, with the bus full with malay uncles and old aunties, arggghhh, gosh, and i thought i'm just gonna be there for a week, then my mom insisted me to stay for 2 weeks, because she wants to come to KL with me the following week... sigh, so yeah, 2 rotten weeks, with no internet connection because the house is new, and no nice shopping centre, no entertainment, for 2 frigg'n weeks!!!
i went to penang though, my dad had to go visit his construction site there, so i follow since i wanted to go to queensbay mall... (ooh wow, advertisement everywhere, queensbay mall is some big shit, but in the end, hahaha, macam biasa je...) he sedap-sedap bring me to his construction site t jelutong, then pass me the car, expecting me to go around myself, i was like "huh?" because i haven't go penang for 6-7 years already, but i don't want to get stuck there, so yeah, i had to find my way... but okay 'lar', i went to a petrol station nearby for direction, then in 20 minutes time i found the place... phew~

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penang bridge

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queensbay mall, over-advertise lor

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one good thing is, queensbay mall is located right beside the sea, and the scene is just calming and comfortable

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found this stall at jelutong, believe me, its eff-king good!!!

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roads near my house at alor setar

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sawah padi

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my grandma and cute cousin sister *cubits her cheeks

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mom's new phone... thanks to me