On the road blues

I was driving behind this trailer full of cars, and the avanza was like bouncing on the end of the trailer like its hanging on a thread, i don't know why i didn't change lane and kept on following the trailer... so dangerous



Nice picture i took in an Z4 convertible middle of the night at smart tunnel using my N70, lol at least it looks good on the thumbnail




thing about smart tunnel is, it is really really long and if you're driving alone in the middle of the night, it looks creepy... seriously creepy, so all you do is speed and speed and speed...




NPE 2.30am

Alor Setar

Alor Setar is so dead... like only the food here is alive! sadness, i'm gonna get so fat (i wish in my wildest dreams) no entertainment shit, no nice shopping mall, not even a cinema? omg i don't get how people survive here, i seriously don't get it... Say, if i meet a nice girl, and i thought, i can bring her out for a drink, so we can just talk and get to know bout each other, so lets go to starbucks or secret recipe, or a nice bar, problem is, there's NONE here!!! another hypothetical situation, i have a business meeting, lets go to a nice hotel for high tea and whatsoever, thing is, there's not even a nice and classy hotel here... what if its a multi million deal? sigh... the nearest place to all these is an hour drive away to an island called PULAU PINANG (yen shiong's country). WTF... but oh well, i'm going to penang this friday with my mom, hahaha! nice... although its just PENANG, but better than nothing!
So bored, i have some pics but i forgot to bring it to office, so that'll come later...

things are getting boring...

Hmmm, its just my fifth day of holidays, and i'm begining to feel bored! what is this, and i'll have to go back to alor setar to see my parents soon... I've been going out alot since i came back from malacca... not in the mood to write anything interesting now, so i'll leave some photos to do the talking...


Aww... lil poodle is sleeping...


so adorable





drying him after shower



LOL, good doggie, very guai...



some cute cat's picture at pet shop...



huge moth resting on my friend's car... its really big...

Sacha Baron Cohen

Anyone not heard of Sacha Noam Baron Cohen? He is a British comedian, writer and actor most noted for his comic characters Borat (a Kazakh reporter), Ali G (a junglist-hip hop gangsta wannabe from suburban Staines) and Bruno (a flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion reporter). (i copied from Wikipedia). Anyways, i find this guy very amusing... he's very talented, look at the movies he's in, like he has multiple personality disorder, omg i can't say anymore, watch this...

here's Ali G

victoria beckham's so pretty and hot btw... beckham stoner


LOL, i'm surprised he walked out there alive as all the nba stars are so big!

Here's Borat Sagdiyev


and here's Bruno


OMG... same person? Respect man...

Pavilion yo...

4/1/08 is the date that i first step into the all awesome Pavilion situated at the heart of leisure in Bukit Bintang, Kuala Lumpur. The place is so fantastic that they have 3 stories of esprit, 2 stories of topshop, biggest nike retail store in South East Asia and all the brands that will make you come... err i mean go there. At the lower groud floor (i think?) they have the food court in the middle, and all the luxurious restaurant located at the sides. I can't even remember what restaurant is available there because believe me, you won't be able too, there're so many there! provided you have the cash, you can eat anything, and i bet just anything served there will make your tummy big and happy! I is no lie you wan! =) i had Carl's Jr. for the first time... and its so nice and big and satisfying, 3 ramli burger won't fill me enough, but just 1 Carl's Jr will do, just 1!!! can you imagine how big the portion is? omg... no wonder their slogan is "didn't she tell you, size doesn't matter" or something like that...
Well, my point of going there is to shop for shoe, but its so sad that i'm too picky, their variety of over 3459 types of shoes didn't catch my eyes, some did but to hell with asian's small feet, biggest they have is size 9 or 10? come on? how bout size 11 for the rest like me? But luckily today i went to Summit's hoop station, got a bargain for the last pair of size 11 of the ronaldinho series... that looks something like this...



my new kicks, i like it, its nice... abit of airforce



from the second floor


from the ground floor




carl's jr. man... mcd is lose


2 lcd projector projecting at the glass walls of a building in bukit bintang




the walk of Pavilion i call it...


from the top! resembles the curve


i think pavilion has by far the best christmas decoration

SORRY if the pictures are blur, all taken using my N70... i know, sad, i want Sony T200... lol

I'm 61, i like sex... its nice!

6.30pm, too early for dinner, too late for tea, sitting right in front of the computer, staring at my wallpaper... i thought, why not go youtube for some videos? so i launch my internet explorer, waited for the homepage to load, and i was drinking the last 100ml off my 5.5 litre bottle, suddenly, i saw the headline news at MSN Malaysia (its my homepage) "Sex Video Scandal: Health minister resign" "Dato Seri Chua Soi Lek is also the vice president of Malaysian Chinese Association" and right after that i have 200ml in my bottle. Here's the interview of him admitting that he's the MAN in the video. Saying things like "apologizing to the family lar, i believe i have my family's support lar, niabu lar, ee a boh la!"



Well, as a public figure in GENERAL, with hundreds of DSLR pointing at you on whatever function you're attending, come on? With so many people look up to you when you give speeches, come on? and worse still, I AM 61 and i need viagra for sex... how's that sound? hmmm i think i know, become a laughing stock, people look at you one kind when you walk on the street... no respect from the younger generation? its not a big deal to have sex with whoever, but its a big deal when you got caught red handed doing it plus you're a public figure... bad bad example and influence! You're making the wives around Malaysia getting more and more suspicious of their husbands, wives will go like "even the Dato XXX did that, faster tell me, where'd you go last night" and what? you expect your family to support you? its okay when you don't have a Wife, how's your son's wife going to think? LIKE FATHER LIKE SON? DENGS... we guys have bad enough images to make girls go lesbian alright? we don't need more shits and negative news to add to that! sigh... i'm just emo-ing now... =)

FHM GIRLS NEXT DOOR

My "all time favourite" magazine, FHM, has released a special issue, called the BEST OF FHM GLOBAL GIRL NEXT DOOR~ (i came twice in full load with 0.8 leading power factor). Anyways, kee weng bought it from Singapore last week when he went there for christmas celebration, so he bought it, and share with us housemates. The magazines from other countries are SOOOOOO awesome, their limit for publishing pictures is less strict, theres this once, jesz showed me Playboy from the US, my nose bleed none stop for the next 7 hours. Mesmorizing. I'll have the pictures do the talking, hopefully they don't sue me for this!



Hannah Lau "i'm not seeing anyone anymore, we broke up recently" guys, move it!


OMG... she is owningz!


~.-


Save me... please!


Thai GND, hopefully they are real GIRL.


i like second from left!


she said she's a 10 in bed!



european beauties, exotic!